Play It Kool

Black people don't like Marlboros we like Newports, Kools and Salems. Menthol masks the harsh taste of cigarettes. So what if it makes it harder for the addicted to kick the smoking habit or causes cancer. The NY Times reports that there is a bill on Congress to regulate flavored cigarettes and menthol is receiving special protection... Light up!

Booty Pop Panties

Its bad enough genetically enhanced white girls are running around flaunting their posteriors now their less blessed cousins can buy panties to make their booty pop too...
Booty Pop Panties no joke!

Can you imagine Deelishis wearing Booty Pop Panties? Oh Lawd

Shorts In The Winter

I know its supposed to be Spring but its still freezing out. I can barely tell if it Spring or Summer by the amount of skin on display even though the temperature has barely topped 40 degrees.
Wearing shorts in the winter is bad enough but the combo of shorts and Uggs together makes me wonder. Are these people crazy or from Wisconsin or some other fly over state?
I don't get it.

White Girls Flipping Their Hair

My friend Akua has long beautiful micro braids and she doesn't wear extensions. Eat your heart out Bo Derck.
Akua has noticed that white girls mysteriously feel the need to flip their hair in the bathroom mirror to make a point of their flowing locks whenever she is present.
Why the F#cK is this?

Black Men Hate Sushi

While there are a few exceptions to the rule, as a general rule black men won't eat sushi. Get your mind out of the gutter, I'm not talking about eating pu$$y.

I'm talking about sushi, Japanesse food. Delicious raw fish slices perched on balls of rice and wrapped in perfect bites of seaweed. YUM

If you take a black man to a sushi restaurant, he will look for the only familiar items on the menu, edamame and teriyaki chicken and will turn his nose up at spicy tuna, yellowtail, salmon and even california rolls.

If it isn't fried, burnt to a crisp and doused with hot sauce Sushi is not going to make the grade with a black man. All this to say, If you find your relationship is a bit strained, consider a sushi restaurant as your public break up location. You will get a great meal and can send him home with an empty stomach.

White Girls With Ass

Now that J. Lo is all but retired from the public eye while she regains her pre-baby body, Kimmie Kardashian owns the Baby Got Back lane.

Since when did white girls start growing asses and flaunting their assets on the red carpet?

Kim Kardashian is Armenian, German, Irish so someone tell me how the hell did she get a black girls body!

Black Girls Hate The Rain

Black girls hate the rain.
The rain will fuck up a flat iron job and send your hair back to Africa with a quickness.